Would you believe that no matter how strange and obvious they are, they
are still laws? Can’t believe? Read on. Enjoy, err be amazed.
- In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog. (how ‘bout a dirty finger?)
- In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude. (wear your uniforms...)
- In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. (that’s pre-emptive, I say)
- In Connersville, Wisconsin, during sexual intercourse, it is against the law for a man to fire his gun whilst the woman in having an orgasm. (fire away!)
- In San Francisco, California it is unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash. (please don’t you dare...)
- In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered “simple assault,” but biting someone with your dentures is “aggravated assault.” (it’s called a suit with fangs)
- In the state of Washington, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.) – virgins, not allowed.
- In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go bathing on Sundays. (saves a lot of water!)
- In Texas, it’s illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun. (so it’s much better to load it)
- In York, it is legal to kill a Scotsman within the ancient city boundary, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow. (Game of Thrones?)
- In South Carolina unmarried women are not allowed to buy edible panties. (married ones only)
- In Connecticut, night watchmen are forbidden from drinking decaf coffee while working. (espresso is much preferred)
- In Illinois, giving a lighted cigar to a pet is illegal. (a drink too...)
- In Texas, if you are going to commit a crime, you legally have to give 24 hours notice to the police. (it’s better to be prepared...)
- In St. Louis, Missouri, if a woman is in her night clothes, it is illegal for a fireman to rescue her. (nah..ignore her....)
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