August 22, 2012

Ignorantia legis neminem excusat...

Would you believe that no matter how strange and obvious they are, they are still laws? Can’t believe? Read on. Enjoy, err be amazed.

  • In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog. (how ‘bout a dirty finger?)

  • In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude. (wear your uniforms...)

  • In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. (that’s pre-emptive, I say)

  • In Connersville, Wisconsin, during sexual intercourse, it is against the law for a man to fire his gun whilst the woman in having an orgasm. (fire away!)

  • In San Francisco, California it is unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash. (please don’t  you dare...)

  • In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered “simple assault,” but biting someone with your dentures is “aggravated assault.” (it’s called a suit with fangs)

  • In the state of Washington, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.) – virgins, not allowed.

  • In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go bathing on Sundays. (saves a lot of water!)

  • In Texas, it’s illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun. (so it’s much better to load it)

  • In York, it is legal to kill a Scotsman within the ancient city boundary, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.  (Game of Thrones?)

  • In South Carolina unmarried women are not allowed to buy edible panties. (married ones only)

  • In Connecticut, night watchmen are forbidden from drinking decaf coffee while working. (espresso is much preferred)

  • In Illinois, giving a lighted cigar to a pet is illegal. (a drink too...)

  • In Texas, if you are going to commit a crime, you legally have to give 24 hours notice to the police. (it’s better to be prepared...)

  • In St. Louis, Missouri, if a woman is in her night clothes, it is illegal for a fireman to rescue her. (nah..ignore her....)

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